Things You'll Never Hear Hanson Say...
***Thanks a lot to Hansonline forums!

- "To answer the question directly"
- "Our fans stink. Literally."
- "To be totally honest ..."
- "Here are the tour dates, on time, as promised.."
- "You want us to pose topless? Well as long as we’re getting paid. Ching ching"
- "From now on I will speak and sing in full, complete, and CLEAR sentences...no mumbling!!
- "I think I'll let Zac answer the next few questions"
- "These pants are too tight!"
- "Does this make me look fat?"
- "Wow this outfit is awesome. Order us three so we can match on stage."
- "Here Zac, why don't you do this interview on your own?"
- "We're going to be on TV tommorow, and we're positive of the time and date."
- Tay: "I'll shut up"
- "Justin Timberlake is our idol"
- Tay: "Ok, where the hell did that damn choreographer go to, I can't remember that last step in the dance for Runaway Run!"
- Zac: "Oh please Taylor, when are you going to quit goofing off and grow up a little?"
- Ike to Tay: "Can you just please act more mature for once???"
- Taylor: "I need to go on a diet, look at these love handles!"
- "Actually, we don't write any of our own songs. thanks to our wonderful team of song writers out there! haha..we're famous and you aren't!"
- Tay: "DAMNIT, Ike where the hell did you put my lip gloss?"
- Ike: "I forgot the address to our website"
- Zac: "my brothers are always beating me up!"
- "Well lets see, how exactly did we meet again?"
- "Ruuuuunn, run, runaw-okay, okay, hold it. Stop playing, knock it off. All you girls in the audiance? backstage. now. I can't take it anymore"
- "Lets go backstage and I'll show you the real meaning of mmmbop"  (Thanks Jess)
- Ike: "Who cares what my hair looks like?!"  (Thanks Jessica)
- Zac: "I wish that I was there, I wish that I was there, when you're not here, I have to use my hand.."  (Jessica..)
- Tay: "I have enough shoes!"  (Jessica)
- Tay: "No, nothing beaded, I like non-flashy clothes"   (Thanks Kait)
- Zac: "Can you please shove another camera in my face??"   (Jessica)
- Ike: "I tell you what, why don't I just give you a complete overview of my personal life since birth?" (Thanks Laura)
- Tay: "Yes we really do have girlfriends..." (Thanks Laura)
- Zac: "I wrote a song for this girl I like..."  (*note* That was the one thing he said he'd never admit to :)  (Laura)
- Ike: "Forget the US! Let's do a complete tour of the UK!!"  (Laura)
- Zac: "We hate Tulsa, we're gonna go and live in England."  (Laura)
- Tay: "We really DO have girlfriends. 5 each, actually."   (Laura)
- Ike: "We have read some hanson fan fiction and you guys are really perverted"
- "Y'know what? This music thing's getting a little boring..." (Laura)
- "We hate girls."  (Laura)
- Zac: "Tay's just too pale."   (Laura)
- Tay: "I like being attacked by fans." (Laura)
- Ike: "Playing is boring. I'm gonna start smashing my guitars!! Yeah!"   (Laura)
- Ike: "I will keep my head still whilst playing." (Laura)
- "We're not gonna talk over each other because we're being considerate to all the poor fans who are trying to type up transcripts right now..."   (Laura)
- Zac: "I think I'm gonna start a solo career..." (Laura)
- Tay: "I like to keep my clothes on during a concert." (Laura)
- Tay: "Oh sure, I say sh*t all the time. I don't give a f*** what anyone f***ing thinks of me or what my parents have f***ing told me."    (Laura)
- Ike: "We're gonna become the next Eminem. But as a threesome..."   (Laura)
- Zac: "I'm thinking that we should re-invent ourselves like as TV presenters!"
- Zac: ""Urgh! I HATE drawing!!"  (Laura)
- Tay: "I've just realised that I constantly interupt Zac all the time. I feel so awful."
- "Hanson.net and MOE are now gonna be free to all the nice fans who supported us for 3 years or more."   (Laura)
- Tay: "Ike, I LOVE it when you're acting like an idiot!!"  (Laura)
- Tay: "Zac's the real soppy romantic of the group, Ike's the professional and I'm MAAAAAD!!!"  (Laura)
- "We really dont like doing our music, our parents are forcing us to!" (Lory)
- Ike: "When we started the band, we had to chose between Nick Carter and Taylor Hanson. We chose Tay because he is the better looking of the two and that what really counts for our type of band."   (its-sick)
- "I forgot what our writers told me to answer this question" (its-sick)
- Zac: "Oh excuse me...i interrupted you Tay..please go ahead what were u
saying??" (Amber)
- Zac: "Tay just shut the hell up for once and let me talk."  (Amber)
- "Yes, we all have girlfriends."   (Kaitlin)     [mmm..]
- Zac: "Taylor your out of the band because you never let me lead sing any of the god damn songs"  (Keith)
- Zac: "Shut the fuck up Taylor I want to talk!"  (Keith)
- Zac: "God damn Ike. Did you fart? Be carefull you could kill the world with that smell!"   (Keith)
 

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